It’s with a tear in our eye that we
learn that Little Mix really do hate each other after all and it wasn’t an amicable breakup despite what they said wave goodbye to Galacticos and Victorious Secrets from Division One.
Galacticos suffered relegation on the last day of the season, whereas Victorious Secrets battled hard during the season but by the last game were already on the beach. Presumably in speedos.
Congratulations to Clapton Crusaders, Hackbridge Harriers and CSKA Tulse Hill who are automatically promoted from Division Two and replace them in next season’s expanded Division One.
CTH benefitted from the addition of a third automatic promotion place which the league commissioner had the incredible foresight to introduce at the start of the season, although in truth they shouldn’t have bottled it and lost their final two games to put themselves in that position.
This season’s play off fixtures are…
- Arsene’s Special Schemers vs Dulwich Isolation Crew – loser relegated
- Archway Athletic vs Totteridge Tigers – loser relegated
- Aguerissimo FC vs Merstham Magic – winner promoted
- Kay FC vs Clapped Out FC – winner promoted
All games will be played on Sunday, be lucky!
I still can’t name one Little Mix song, even if my life depended on it. Not a clue.