Ram a lateral flow up your nose and stuff your PCR in a jiffy bag because ESMS has caught transfer fever!
There has been a huge amount of transfer activity over the last 14 days – forget the auctions, forget the youths, £613m has changed hands in manager trades alone!!!
Here are those transfers in order of audacity:
Name Age Nat Prs St Tk Ps Sh Sm Ag KAb TAb PAb SAb FROM TO FEE
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D_Wetherall 28 eng RLC 4 20 9 8 80 38 300 322 577 454 w92 opk £80m p/x
J_Milner 25 eng C 4 14 17 9 73 29 300 960 914 634 opk w92 p/x
M_Dawson 22 eng C 4 6 20 3 74 26 300 396 494 406 clc ths £75m
H_Revelli 20 fra RLC 4 7 9 20 65 29 300 300 348 356 mma ass £70m
D_Ginola 25 fra RLC 3 7 19 6 72 28 300 376 766 400 cth clc £60m
H_BenArfa 18 fra RLC 5 8 11 20 79 27 300 300 300 300 cla ths £60m
L_Ferdinand 18 eng RC 4 8 11 18 62 32 300 300 300 300 cla ths £60m
F_Kessie 18 ivo L 5 10 19 10 74 26 300 300 324 300 vis w92 £50m p/x
Robinho 26 bra LC 3 1 16 10 58 20 300 70 643 682 w92 vis p/x
S_Gerrard 28 eng RL 4 11 23 10 76 38 300 768 322 466 ass tot £45m p/x
C_heesestring 23 usa L 4 6 18 2 77 40 300 276 658 248 tot ass p/x
K_Famlyfeast 31 ita RLC 4 19 13 9 58 35 300 678 886 704 kfc vis £35m
R_Naylor 30 eng C 5 21 8 6 74 29 300 350 693 442 cth w92 £35m
P_Revelli 27 fra RLC 5 9 18 8 61 33 300 340 490 274 mma opk £25m
M_Stewart 21 eng LC 3 6 11 17 57 21 300 278 535 976 cth ass £7m
K_Poku 31 eng C 5 9 16 6 76 32 300 342 641 278 ara vis £5m
L_Bowyer 22 eng R 5 8 16 7 61 24 300 370 825 378 w92 ass £5m
D_Padelli 25 ita C 12 4 4 4 65 32 300 300 300 300 agu w92 £1m
Are £60m+ transfers now the norm, or will the market die down? Are we all just giddy on greed? I’m all for it; SPEND, SPEND, SPEND!
